SINGING, SWEARING & DRINKING.
Famed for his ability to drink, swear and sing, all at the same time, Rob is not the sort of bloke you would invite to tea with the vicar. His hobbies include Lager tasting, Kebab Chomping and head butting lorries on the M1. The only thing bigger than his personality is his belly.
GUITAR PLAYING, BAD SINGING & BAD SHIRTS.
Well he’d have to be hard to wear a shirt like that ! . In fact, Ronnie who hails from the depths of Cornwall is usually only hard on those guitar strings as he thrashes out those big sounds.
BASS PLAYING, HOWLING & LAGER TESTING.
This mild mannered native of the highlands may not be the biggest bloke you’ve ever met, but boy, does he produce a mighty sounding bass. Although he has a huge capacity for drinking lager, beware if he has just one too many . . . . . He usually falls over !
DRUMMING . . . At the speed of light !
Slow down, slow down . . . we can’t keep up ! Soggy plays his drums like he rides his bike (& his women), FAST & HARD!
Even after 14 pints of lager he can still whack one out faster than you can say “One, Two, A One Two Three F . . . . . . . .” Too late !
KNOB TWIDDLER & PLUGGERER INNERER.
There aint much that our Nige’ don’t know about most things really. Next time your at a gig, why not ask him about anything you like . . . technical stuff, mechanical stuff, real ale, marriage guidance . . . Anything really !
STEPH - (S.L.U.T.)
Specialist Lighting Utilities Technician
XS MARTIN - ( ? )
Currently Unpaid Nige’s Technician
Steph is our part time specialist on anything electrical, lighting or anything to do with Golf or the Amber Nectar.
XS is Nige’s special little helper who keeps everything nice and tidy. He’s a bit of a smoothie and has had more wives than Henry VIII